Crap.

So I went to the market and tripped on a green kitten with no toe

I checked in my pockets for the half of a whole hole.

Tied to my nurse with no purse

I can't sleep.

You there with a gun in your mouth,

Speak up and speak out

Where did you put my little guitar with one string?

Sold it for cabbages for Tuesday Fair's fare?

Scarlet your blood is as blue as the sea,

I want to dance for the bag of my tea

my,my,the crocodiles cried

for they wanted to hear me sing

how,how,how can I sing? 

The Walrus sold my guitar with one string

That paper he gave me that sad day

oh,if only I can throw it away!

Ever since my tongue learned to play

silenced I am to whom that it may.

I'm not going to listen for hearing requires no listening

talking does not need the speaking.

drowned as drowned can be,

He who sold my one stringed guitar to the man who lived under the sea ( says he)

He who tells me to just Let It Be.

He still speaks to me.

Frying eggs on a woman.

Gets ready for tea.

The little things I learned

on my trip to the negative alkali.